garry2005  SurClaro.com Regular Forum Member Joined: 01 Jul 2005 Total posts: 150 Location: Connecticut Age: 62 Gender: Male
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Hello everyone:
LewisAire is looking for someone to assume a key management position: Editor/Reporter for our Wilburville Gazette newspaper (http://www.lewisaire.com/Gazette.html). The guys keep me busy designing stuff we don't need and repairing things that aren't broken, so unfortunately I have little time to work on the Gazette. The virtual pay is lousy because I am the ultimate cheapster, but long hours, terrible working conditions, and unnecessary criticism should make up for that. You'll have to join the airline in order to capture the unbelievably nutty events that occur, but you won't be required to fly airplanes unless you wish to. And let's face it...you're a print-jockey who probably can't fly as good as me anyway, so why embarass yourself, right? No problem if you fly with another airline, but we'll discuss the horrors-to-come, should you make reference to such facts in the Gazette.
On the positive side: As Editor, you'll be completely in charge of the Gazette unless I fire you for making public fun of my frequent crashes.
As for job requirements, you'll need plenty of imagination, very little sanity, and a reasonable grip on use of the English language. Good spelling and punctuation-skills would be nice, too.
Time requirements: There are no actual requirements, but the paper should be kept "fresh" regularly; weekly at least. Plan on spending Sunday afternoon with us occasionally (6:00 PM Eastern time) to attend our Sunday Multiplayer-Teamspeak Flight...that's when most of the craziness happens.
Bottom line: The right person for this job will have a little free time to spend on a regular basis, a twisted imagination, fairly good literary skills, and a passion for extreme fun.
Interested parties please reply here, or with a PM, or track me down on the website (just look for the nearest pile of rubble...I'll probably be there poking through it with a stick, looking for my watch that came loose in the crash).
Regards to all,
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jaeger52 SurClaro senior forum member Joined: 28 Sep 2005 Total posts: 402 Location: Minneapolis, MN Age: 56 Gender: Male
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Garry,
You've got a PM
Jaeg- |
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